Muhahahahahaha!

The scene: Western woman is chillin', hanging out doing comoutery stuff. William Orbit plays in the background. Knock on door, repeated shortly.

Woman, "I'm coming." Opens door. Two Koreans, a man and a woman, are outside. Eyes widen slightly at the unexpected sight of a white woman.

K-Man, weakly, "Oooh." Pause, "Korean?"
W-Woman, smiling knowingly, "Aniyo."

All look at each other briefly. Door closes. W-woman smiles to herself. Hehehe. Foiled again. The Jehovah's Witnesses in this country are quite persistent. Actually, this is the only place I have been where people try to convert me more than back nome in the US.